Men I am on Your Side! LOL!

Someone sent this to me and I have no idea who wrote this article! If you know who wrote it; kindly post his name in the comments column!

"The Guy Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules "from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" on purpose.



1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible , Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Rugby, Sport, Cars,
or Golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -to give them a bigger laugh"

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We Have Seen Crime Increase in our area!

 

I have been doing research and have determined that the criminals we have recently encountered do not live in our midst as they did 25 years ago; the criminals do indeed live outside of Patchogue Village! This is actually good news because transient crime is easier to control than resident criminals that are in our area 24/7.

IF YOU ARE CONCERNED WITH CRIME TRENDS IN OUR HOME TOWN, PLEASE ATTENT THE 5TH PRECINCT COMMUNITY MEETING AND LET OUR POLICE DEPARTMENT KNOW ABOUT YOUR CONCERNS AND ISSUES!  

This month's Fifth Precinct Open Community Meeting is scheduled for Wednesday, January 14, 2015 at 7:00 PM at the Patchogue Medford Public Library.  The meeting is a forum for community residents to interact with members of the Fifth Precinct and discuss issues and / or recent crime trends within their communities.

See you at the meeting!

MANW

The squeaky wheel gets the attention of our PD! OK fellow residents, start squeaking! LOL!

 

MANW

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Criminals Claim to be from the Brookhaven Town Assessors Office
MANW

Supervisor Ed Romaine, warns residents of Brookhaven town to be aware of a scam. 

Please click the link below!

http://patch.com/new-york/patchogue/brookhaven-town-issues-fraud-alert-0?utm_source=article-mostrecent&utm_medium=rss&utm_term=around%20town&utm_campaign=recirc&utm_content=aol


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